Sensational Internet Nobody

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

fox-dye:

Body paint done right.

fox-dye:

Body paint done right.

themanyfandomsofstein:

mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

Turns mosquitos off

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

jaclcfrost:

pairing you really love

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pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

invisiblefemmeofcolor:

fegeleh:

highgayden:

"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.

FULL BI

I’m crying

can that be abbreviated FBI?

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell