are we human or are we dancer and dasher and prancer and vixen and comet and cupid and donner and blitzen
Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.
Oh my God.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES
hearing a story thats obviously made up
Body paint done right.